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Gammon is Great
Pineapple Gammons in the Banana Kakistocracy
Gammon is Great! Pineapple Gammons in yellow vests take back control of the Great Banana United Kakistocracy, under the approving gaze of a Skeleton Lord.
Kakistocracy is defined as government by the worst people.
The Banana Kakistocracy is an undemocratic totalitarian state run by incompetent psychopaths with delusional levels of self-confidence. It is a low wage, low productivity economy which has dismantled its social security system and manufacturing base, and sold off publicly owned assets. Prime industries are now tax evasion, weapons dealing, and financial crime.
Four legs good, two legs better.George Orwell, Animal Farm