“The most solemn and dramatic spectacle ever witnessed in the history of Creation.”
The Coronation of King Sausage Fingers
The Coronation of King Sausage Fingers by LairdCake is the soundtrack to “the Ceremony that has remained unchanged throughout dark aeons far beyond the ken of Man”. Listen now on Bandcamp or click play above..
This music was created to serve as the soundtrack for some forthcoming animation. No generative AI was used at any stage of its production.
The cover art for this musical release is based upon the 2025 collage A Kings Ransom (which is for sale to the right buyer for a princely sum). This collaged portrait of the current head of state Charles Windsor was constructed from photographs and illustrations of previous coronations found in antique royal souvenir books.
You can also order Fine Art prints and Grovel Peasant T-shirts featuring A King’s Ransom. T-shirt orders are printed on demand and fulfilled by Printful.
Grovel Peasant, or Abolish the Monarchy
